July 26, 2017

Tell your best knock knock joke

Tell your best knock knock joke.

1. Knock knock. Who’s There? Queen. Queen who? Queen my dishes! Simone Trasciatti-Holmberg, Kindergarten

2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! Keira Stetson, Grade 2

3.  Knock knock Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cows don’t who they moooo. Kyle Eaton, Grade 2

4.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive (I love) you! Joyce Yodishembo, Grade 1

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? How would you like to be my friend? Abe Yandow, Grade 2.

6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I will show you! Scout Barbic, Grade 2.

7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Jasper Wood, Grade 1.

8. Knock knock knock kock knock knock knock knock STOP!  Richard Peters, Grade 2

9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in. It’s freezing! Jacob Curtis, Grade 2

10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co…

“Mooooo!” Jackson White, Grade 1

11.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry.James Haines, Grade 1

12.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken cluck, cluck. Julia Benoit, Grade 1

13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Aren’t you glad I didn’t say knock, knock?  Baylee Yandow, Grade 1



  1. tcoletta says:

    almost 3 decades ago when williston started it’s development review process the public works section was pushing for a wider roadway typical for residential streets. The town adopted 30 ft widths vs 24ft. That’s 6/24 (30%) additional impervious area and runoff that needs to treated before flowing into ALLEN BROOK. The town and selectboard have indicated a lack of interest to reach out and help communties like mine that have had expired stormwater permits for more then a decade. Its always been a wait and see, well I see where this headed now.

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