September 3, 2014

Tell your best knock knock joke

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Tell your best knock knock joke.

1. Knock knock. Who’s There? Queen. Queen who? Queen my dishes! Simone Trasciatti-Holmberg, Kindergarten

2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! Keira Stetson, Grade 2

3.  Knock knock Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cows don’t who they moooo. Kyle Eaton, Grade 2

4.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive (I love) you! Joyce Yodishembo, Grade 1

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? How would you like to be my friend? Abe Yandow, Grade 2.

6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I will show you! Scout Barbic, Grade 2.

7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Jasper Wood, Grade 1.

8. Knock knock knock kock knock knock knock knock STOP!  Richard Peters, Grade 2

9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in. It’s freezing! Jacob Curtis, Grade 2

10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co…

“Mooooo!” Jackson White, Grade 1

11.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry.James Haines, Grade 1

12.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken cluck, cluck. Julia Benoit, Grade 1

13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Aren’t you glad I didn’t say knock, knock?  Baylee Yandow, Grade 1

 

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  1. Louis M. Izzo says:

    I take frequent walks in my neighborhood and surrounding sidewalks/roads on Industrial Avenue and Rt 2-A and occasionally see what appears to be a dog-poop bag, nicely tied, but simply left there in the road or on the sidewalk. I would like to remind dog-walkers that this is not appropriate. Please carry it off.

    Thank you for meeting your legal responsibilities.

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