April 25, 2017

Tell your best knock knock joke

Tell your best knock knock joke.

1. Knock knock. Who’s There? Queen. Queen who? Queen my dishes! Simone Trasciatti-Holmberg, Kindergarten

2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! Keira Stetson, Grade 2

3.  Knock knock Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cows don’t who they moooo. Kyle Eaton, Grade 2

4.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive (I love) you! Joyce Yodishembo, Grade 1

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? How would you like to be my friend? Abe Yandow, Grade 2.

6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I will show you! Scout Barbic, Grade 2.

7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Jasper Wood, Grade 1.

8. Knock knock knock kock knock knock knock knock STOP!  Richard Peters, Grade 2

9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in. It’s freezing! Jacob Curtis, Grade 2

10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co…

“Mooooo!” Jackson White, Grade 1

11.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry.James Haines, Grade 1

12.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken cluck, cluck. Julia Benoit, Grade 1

13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Aren’t you glad I didn’t say knock, knock?  Baylee Yandow, Grade 1

 

Comments

  1. youngvt says:

    I am writing in response to Mr. Hoxworth’s article on transportation costs for the poor in Vermont. I would like to suggest further research on this topic before we simply just give another handout or tax credit. The poor, may, have a higher disproportionate burden on their transportation costs than the wealthier residents of Vermont; however, they also have a lower disproportionate burden on taxes and housing. Pick your evil.
    We can simply just give every poor Vermonter an energy efficient car, gas card, free tuition, renter’s rebate, etc.…but the only way out of poverty is through the combination of education, hard work, and discipline. Education and degrees are not handed out or purchased; a person has to EARN them. This seems to be the only way out of poverty—sorry, there are no shortcuts.
    If we continue this trend of enabling, our entire state will be a welfare state.

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