May 18, 2013

This Week’s Popcorn: ‘That’s My Boy’

Guilty, With an Explanation

By Michael S. Goldberger

Special to the Observer

 

Director Sean Anders’s “That’s My Boy” has sent me into hiding, peering from the widow’s walk where, family apocrypha has it, Great Aunt Martha yelled “drat!” when she sighted Great Uncle Melville returning from sea. You see, I was observed to laugh near convulsively at Adam Sandler’s latest foray into bad taste, and I fear reprisal.

 

Thus, it is only a matter of time before I spot the indignant emissaries from the Ladies League of Human Decency, followed by the accreditation committee of the Evangelical Conference of Film Critics, coming to give me what for…with a vengeance. I am guilty as charged. It was only a matter of time. I’m tired of running. It all began in childhood.

 

I might as well admit it now, as it’s all bound to be dragged out at the hearing, anyway. I loved Jerry Lewis. Although the iconic wag, considered an artistic genius in France, and socially conservative, would rail at the conclusion, it is my thesis that Mr. Sandler is his comic heir. Just subtract the latter’s filth quotient, and you’ll spot the similarity in shtick.

 

Both take us to a stage of behavior our parents prayed we’d grow out of one day. Lewis’s persona harks back to the aught years. Showing slight progress, Sandler’s multimillion dollar case of arrested development nostalgically treats us to a rerun of smirky adolescence, perhaps a consolation for having that blankie ripped away from us.

 

In this instance he is Donny Berger, onetime hero of the supermarket rags courtesy of a nationally exposed, illicit relationship with his 8th grade math teacher, Miss McGarricle (Eva Amurri Martino). Skip forward about twenty-five years since the scandalous impropriety. Donny has spent all the money his infamy brought, and the IRS is calling.

 

Adding insult to injury, the son that emanated from the famed case of statutory rape, now on the eve of his wedding, has long disavowed any relation to his dad. A successful hedge fund wunderkind portrayed by Andy Samberg, he has even changed his name, to Todd Peterson. His lovely intended, Jamie (Leighton Meester), is none the wiser.

 

Well, you know what happens in the movies when people about to be wed under an assumed identity try to keep it hush-hush. Yep, in a boorish variation on the stunt Eris, the goddess of discord, pulled, Dad shows up just before the nuptials. But shh! He won’t upend Todd’s big fib about being orphaned when Mummy and Pater died in an accident.

 

Nope, Donny has other plans. He has hatched a scurrilous deal with a reality TV show honcho that’ll net him the $43,000 Uncle Sam is demanding. So he pretends to be Todd’s long lost best friend. However, can he possibly help it if, of course, he becomes an instant favorite of the well wishers who have gathered at Todd’s boss’ manse for the festivities?

 

As expected, Donny is the catalyst for the en masse lowering of inhibitions among the attendees and the resultant free-for-all that is unleashed. Attesting that the raunchy farce fest, of which this is a prime example, now provides the laughs formerly supplied by the screwball comedies of the 1930’s and ‘40s, it also shares the same philosophical goals.

 

Stuffy convention, hypocrisy and deception are torn asunder, the layers of false piety peeled like a rotten onion until everyone is pretty much shown for what they are, and then some. This includes the obligatory bachelor party with its truth serum-like effect. Very little is sacred, testing both your grasp of the 1st Amendment and your tolerance for smut.

 

The obscenities cause one to ponder what is and is not acceptable. In all fairness, there is a subjective scale that weighs the source of the ribaldry. Sandler’s stuff avoids the mean spiritedness of some shock jocks, and he’s at least in good company when he revisits a niche of naughtiness that wrought much wrath for the Pulitzer Prize-winning Philip Roth.

 

But while there’ll be no plaudits for belles-lettres here, David Caspe’s script does exhibit more thought and creativity than is usually lavished on movies of this caliber. If Damon Runyon took a time machine to the present and decided to go blue, his characters could very well resemble the, uh, Runyonesque sorts who help Mr. Sandler spew his madness.

 

That means a famous rapper (Vanilla Ice) on the skids, a libidinal octogenarian, a 200 pound pole dancer/confidante named Champale, and a snarky brother of the bride whose sexual proclivities even libertine Donny Berger declares “disgusting.” So, psst! “That’s My Boy” is recommended, but only to the open minded. Just don’t tell anyone I said so.

“That’s My Boy,” rated R, is a Columbia Pictures release directed by Sean Anders and stars Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg and Leighton Meester. Running time: 114 minutes

 

 

 

 

 

PHOTOS: More moose

Courtesy photos

More moose were spotted in Williston last week—one on Sunset Drive and one on Redmond Road.

 

 

PHOTOS: Lake Iroquois

Observer photos by Stephanie Choate

A sunny Friday brought families, fishers and kayakers out to Lake Iroquois last week.

 

Police Notes

Theft

  •   Police received a report on June 11 that a tailgate from a 2003 Ford Ranger, valued at $600, was stolen the previous night at Green Mountain Motor Cars, according to police reports. The case is under investigation.
  •  A firearm reported stolen from Powderhorn Sports on Williston Road on June 11 was later recovered in Essex, according to police reports. No other information was released.
  •  Eric S. Johnson, 37, of St. George was cited on a charge of retail theft from Wal-Mart on June 12 after allegedly stealing more than $1,000 worth of merchandise, according to police reports. He was cited to appear in court.

Multiple charges

Daniel R. Beaupre, 32, of Colchester was cited on charges of false pretenses and violation of conditions of release on June 13, according to police reports. He was lodged at Chittenden County Correctional Center for lack of $750 bail, and was cited to appear in court.

Unlawful mischief

  •   Four juveniles were referred to the Williston Reparative Board for placing a large branch in the roadway to block traffic flow on Essex Road northbound on June 14, according to police reports.
  •  A vehicle parked in a driveway on Fairway Drive was smeared with ketchup and body soap “all over the door handles, windshield & windows” on June 15, according to police reports. Anyone with information is asked to call Williston Police at 878-6611.

Violation of conditions

Wendy A. Struble, 45, of Williston was cited on a charge of violation of conditions of release on June 14, according to police reports. She was lodged at Chittenden County Correctional Center for lack of $1,000 bail, the report notes. No other information was released.

Driving with suspended license

Wayne M. Hobday, 26, of Hinesburg was cited on a charge of driving with a suspended license on June 16, according to police reports. He was cited to appear in court.

Driving under the influence

  •   Alex Guerra, 23, of Springfield, Mass., was cited on a charge of driving under the influence on June 15, according to police reports. His blood alcohol concentration was .138, the report notes. The legal limit for driving in Vermont is .08. He was lodged at Chittenden County Correctional Center as “he had no ties to the area,” according to the report.
  •  Matthew T. Curtin, 39, of Bristol was cited on a charge of driving under the influence on June 16, according to police reports. His blood alcohol concentration was .177, the report notes. He was cited to appear in court on July 5.
  •  Tyler R. Trumper, 27, of Williston was cited on a charge of driving under the influence on June 17, according to police reports. His blood alcohol concentration was .160, the report notes. He was cited to appear in court.

Sports Roundup

Owens and Williford rep CVU in LAX star games

The Champlain Valley Union High boys and girls lacrosse teams each added one player to the rosters of the Vermont all-star teams of 2012 graduates that met New Hampshire stars Saturday at Hanover, N.H.

Abby Owens was the lone CVU girls lacrosse player, and Christian Williford was the only CVU player on the boys team.

Owens and the Vermont girls lost 15-11 to New Hampshire. Williford and Vermont’s boys also lost,14-12, to their Granite State counterparts.

—Mal Boright

Vt. golf team wins Tri-State tournament

Williston golfers helped the Vermont Tri-State team capture its fifth victory at the annual Tri-State Tournament.

The team finished with a total of 148 points, while New Hampshire had 143.5 points and Maine finished third with 113 points. The two-day tournament was held last week at the Mount Washington Resort Course in Bretton Woods, N.H.

The first day of the event, members play as part of a two-person team; the following day is an individual match, with points contributing to the overall team score.

Janet Hayden of Williston and Williston Golf Club won 5.5 points with Pam Shover, who plays at the Williston Golf Club. In the individual match, Hayden added 3.5 points, while Shover contributed 5.

Cindy Paquet of Williston won 4.5 points with Janet Horton, and added 6 points in the individual match—the highest number possible.

Cathy Neff of Williston won 2 points with Rhonda Colvard, and added 2 points in the individual match.

Ellen Grimes, who plays at the Williston Golf Club, added 3.5 points with Phyllis Simon, and contributed 2 points in the individual match play.

Kathy Dube of Williston Golf Club had the lowest score in the alternate match.

— Stephanie Choate

All-stars shut out Vergennes

The Williston 9- and 10-year-old baseball all-stars kicked off their 2012 District Tournament run in dazzling fashion last Saturday, dispatching the Vergennes all-stars in a four-inning mercy rule combined perfect game.

Not a single Vergennes batter reached first base in the 15-0 shutout, and only two balls were put into play the entire game, as pitchers Storm Rushford and Griffin McDermott combined for an astonishing 10 strike outs in 12 batters.

Offensively, Williston showed its improved power this season, scoring 13 hits in the shortened game, along with five walks and only four total strike outs.

In their second game, played versus Richmond in Middlebury on Monday, the all-stars continued their dominance of the tournament. Rushford pitched four innings of one-hit ball, fanning 10 of the 13 batters he faced with a combination of two-seam and four-seam fastballs. At the dish, Williston batters continued to punish the ball, scoring 11 runs in five innings, highlighted by Griffin McDermott’s monster home run in the fourth inning. Baker Angstman shut the door in the fifth, allowing no runs, adding two more strikeouts and securing another mercy rule-shortened game for the Williston All-Stars.

Next up for the boys is Burlington American this Saturday and Shelburne on Sunday, both at 1 p.m. at Callahan Park in Burlington.

— Matt Rushford, Special to the Observer